rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

Wait, really? Is that the maths behind this stuff?

How long are your school days because seriously mine are insanely long.

(via procrastinatingmylife)


halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

(via procrastinatingmylife)


bubblenuggets:

weasleysweaters:

If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.

You should volunteer as tribute, you evil genius

(via procrastinatingmylife)


tormentedfantasy:

caleia:

sometimes im really excited about things and i want to tell everyone but then i remember nobody cares and i just sit there like

image

to tell or not to tell

This is me on so many levels.

(via procrastinatingmylife)


sherlock-awa-holmes:

Just to clarify 

sherlock-awa-holmes:

Just to clarify 

(via naivepanda)


furbearingbrick:

vampirequeeneffeffia:

rita-haxx:

Fucking Christ

These are technically still facts.

buzzkill facts totally need to be a thing

(via laugh-addict)


towritepoems:

My girlfriend just got OWNED

towritepoems:

My girlfriend just got OWNED

(via searching-for-whorecruxes)


hauntednightvale:

dinglehoppersaplenty:

planetbmx:

longboarddocumentary:

Friends don’t let friends scratch their helmets

Damn!

#friends don’t let friends get paralyzed

HE FUCKIIN SAVED HIM FROM BREAKIN HIS NECK

hauntednightvale:

dinglehoppersaplenty:

planetbmx:

longboarddocumentary:

Friends don’t let friends scratch their helmets

Damn!

HE FUCKIIN SAVED HIM FROM BREAKIN HIS NECK

(via pmon3y69)


jewist:

so i updated that orange is the new black offense thing bc it was kind of inaccurate and i added some of my faves ok here

(via thegreatbritishcrumpet)


blue-author:

goldenheartedrose:

the—-cat-is-called-hamish:

shakespearelove:

dubiousculturalartifact:

Because some days I have exactly ZERO patience for Martha Jones hate.

Martha rocks my world.

I could write an essay about Martha Jones the things she did. Martha Jones is awesome. End of conversation.
Martha deserved better, but series 3 was so much more…realism, really. 
Also, dear fandom
“I’d forgotten not all victories are about saving the universe.”
 That’s the thing that makes a companion awesome? Really? Not that humans are awesome? No such thing as an ordinary human? Because ordinary humans are all extraordinary BECAUSE they are ordinary humans?
No
clearly we don’t like Who for the same reasons dude

Oh man yes this.

Also, highlighting the other companions’ accomplishments just underscores how often the female characters’ greatest achievements are things that are completely accidental or incidental to them. The metacrisis was something that *happened* to Donna more than something she did. Rose became the Bad Wolf through her own stubborn determination, but still… once she accidentally transcended time and space, the rest was pretty easy.Martha wasn’t destined for cosmic greatness through some predestination loop and she wasn’t shazamed by phlebotinum into some kind of super being.She walked every step of her journey by herself.

blue-author:

goldenheartedrose:

the—-cat-is-called-hamish:

shakespearelove:

dubiousculturalartifact:

Because some days I have exactly ZERO patience for Martha Jones hate.

Martha rocks my world.

I could write an essay about Martha Jones the things she did. Martha Jones is awesome. End of conversation.

Martha deserved better, but series 3 was so much more…realism, really. 

Also, dear fandom

I’d forgotten not all victories are about saving the universe.”

 That’s the thing that makes a companion awesome? Really? Not that humans are awesome? No such thing as an ordinary human? Because ordinary humans are all extraordinary BECAUSE they are ordinary humans?

No

clearly we don’t like Who for the same reasons dude

Oh man yes this.

Also, highlighting the other companions’ accomplishments just underscores how often the female characters’ greatest achievements are things that are completely accidental or incidental to them. The metacrisis was something that *happened* to Donna more than something she did. Rose became the Bad Wolf through her own stubborn determination, but still… once she accidentally transcended time and space, the rest was pretty easy.

Martha wasn’t destined for cosmic greatness through some predestination loop and she wasn’t shazamed by phlebotinum into some kind of super being.

She walked every step of her journey by herself.

(via matt-smith)