ghost-of-bambi:

luckyladybutterfly:

velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.

They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.

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thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

THE REAL BALL IS STILL IN HIS GLOVE THOUGH. LIKE HE HAD THIS PLANNED FROM THE START.

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

THE REAL BALL IS STILL IN HIS GLOVE THOUGH. LIKE HE HAD THIS PLANNED FROM THE START.

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Reasons why I shouldn’t be using dating apps

fikkifini:

officer sexy here, i’m gonna need you to pull over the car

that is one persistent fucker right there

its pretty underground, you’ve probably never heard of it

that was just mean i’m sorry

i can’t even explain myself for this one

i’m going to hell

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sandandglass:

Excuses to leave a situation.

(via holyshititsafandom)



lumos5001:

mr-fandom:

lumos5001:

ayebastille:

reblog if you remember when pompeii WASN’T a number 1 song and BEFORE it was popular and ASH was still FALLING from mount vesuvius

image

I thought this post was for people who remembered?

YOU JUST HAD TO GO THERE DIDN’T YOU

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betheothergirl:


rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because I should be able to fall asleep next to a platonic friend and not wake up with his hands in my pants!

You don’t need feminism you need different friends.

betheothergirl:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because I should be able to fall asleep next to a platonic friend and not wake up with his hands in my pants!

You don’t need feminism you need different friends.

(via mrshudsoniamnotgay)


thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via shouldnt)


Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me: *turns up music*
Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:
Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop: I can make that happen.
Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train: *applauds*

vegandragon:

egobus:

they’re very proud

I really want to talk about what’s going on in the first panel.

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